Outloud Orlando the Homo Happy Hour

DJ CrayCJayC John along with Jose the Emperor and new cast member Raysa the Financial Guru as resident lesbian, head out to the beach to record this episode using dead cats on our microphones.

What does rainbow bacon, licking mirrors, hairy lesbians, food and the bear community have to do with the beach? Listen now to find out plus something is confessed by each of us that most are surprised to know. 

Life is too serious to be taken seriously. 

#Goyaway boycott 

Soggy Bottoms

"COVID ruined the HIV party"

RuPaul's Dragon Race

"I hate it when someone constantly pulls out of virgin"

"You're a hard judger."

What does all this mean and how are they related? Listen to find out, along with local shoutouts, food talk, and more craziness from Jose the Emperor and DJ CrayCJayC John.

Life is too serious to be taken seriously.

World Pride was this past weekend so we tell our favorite Pride memories. Jose the Emperor and Thom the Elderberry like the new cat fight effect so much. How much? Local Shout Outs to resident Drag Queen April Fresh, businesses and entertainers, balanced with Call Outs of Covid. Masks are masc. What does that mean? The introduction of EggBert the Cow Chaser and more can be heard in this episode. Let Justice Roll

"I don't go to the Governor for a colonoscopy"  -CrayCJayC John 

Life is too serious to be taken seriously

Broadcasted over the air on June 16th, it is National Fudge Day! Join me, CrayCJayC John as I invent a game of "What's the Fudge?!" where three things are told by each cast member and one thing is fudging or a lie. The others have to guess the fudge. But first we get to hear from Steven the Air Mistress with a story of self shaming since he missed the past episode. Play along and try to guess the lie before we do. New sound effects are given, a new"ish" Intro starts the show and marshmallows end the show. 

Life is too serious to be taken seriously.

Guess what day it is? CrayCJayC turns 51. Who else would have a birthday of double 69?! 

Join me CrayC JayC John as we self shame ourselves with embarrassing moments from the past as a birthday gift. Is Jose the Emperor Consultant a crossdresser? He wins with having to explain gay vernacular to his Mom!  Thom the Elderberry has no shame and owns it then goes into his own explosive crossdressing story before his mother gets a leather rush. CrayCJayC's Funeral Home Follies, LGBT+ friendly cities recover better, and Your Gay History tells of the first gay doll and a deleted scene from Back to the Future. 

Life is too serious to be taken serious. 

This is a special episode spotlighting the cast and letting them claim their time but first DJ CrayCJayC self shames himself. How? You have to listen but here's a clue; Hermaphroids. Thom the Elderberry talks about HIV Advocate Larry Kramer. Steven the Air Mistress discusses Black Lives Matter and the recent social issues surrounding Minneapolis from a personal standpoint. Jose the Emporer Consultant takes us to space with the recent manned launch by SpaceX. 

"Hemorrhoids are gender neutral!"  - Steven the Air Mistress

June is approaching soon and that means Pride Month! In this episode Jose the Emperor Consultant, Thom the Elderberry, Steven the Air Mistress and I, CrayCJayC John take a moment from the last episode and expand on the Entertainment Weekly Pride cover mural story. We make our own Orlando LGBT+ Community Leaders and Activists mural for a hypothetical local paper or painter/artist, along with Easter Eggs hidden in it. We then give local shoutouts in support of our friends still unable to get back to work. Take a listen and follow them, support them and most of all, have fun. 

Life is too serious to be taken seriously!

Join us in this PODCAST EXCLUSIVE edition that continues with Thom the Elderberry, Steven the Air Mistress, newly monikered Jose the Emperor Consultant and me, CrayCJayC John talking about violence being associated with businesses, Local favorites shout outs with a heavy hand of #FreeTheFresh, What is Your Nerdom? Are Daisy Dukes all short shorts? Your Gay History, now with extra reverb, takes us to Castro district of San Francisco with personal Thom the Elderberry experience. We also discuss lesbians being underrated, Does any one person speak for an entire community, Putting out perceptions and, well, of course, wine.

Free the Fresh 

Precorded then played over the air and now here on podcast, this episode is as diverse. Join me, CrayJayC John along with Thom the Elderberry, Steven the Air Mistress, and Jose the Consultant after a homemade light meal with appropriate amounts of alcohol. 

This episode we talk about anti-gay vandalism happening at the local LGBT+ Center Orlando as well as other Cemtral Florida cities with a hate group's propoganda, Ricky Martin, looking like rough Quarantine trade, passionately kissing his husband in the new Residente video "Antes Que El Mundo Se Acabe" (Before The World Ends) along with couples from all over the globe. Entertainment Weekly releases Pride cover for June to verbal bricks thrown for exclusion and more. In Local talk we discuss media associating negative news with businesses and the possible impacts but mostly promote and discuss local talent, shows, and Steven the Air Mistress and his underwear. 

"Free the Fresh"

We join again at a local Orlando park to kiki about serious things in a not so serious way and change some names. Join me, CrayCJayC John, along with the newly named Thom Elderberry and Steven the Air Mistress while we gab about local Orlando happenings, Amazon defending the gays, Brazil's President knows our agenda while their Supreme Court lifted the gay/bi blood donation ban, and Betty While returns to TV. Florida has its own version of Rona Rave NYC and Lady Gaga is selling pink jockstraps or thongs and Your Gay History returns to India to learn about pornographic carvings.

We want to hear from you; Jockstrap or Thong?

Life is too serious to be taken seriously.